Everything here is old stuff from college. I will keep it here for now. Also Judi and Janet might get annoyed if I removed them. I wrote the stories way back in 1994 when I was working in the computer lab at college. They were typed out in my old VAX account thereby giving them instant literary merit. Ha!

Check out my short short stories:

For future generations.

Yin Yang My Zen and the Meaning of Life page.

Here are my good friends, Judi and Janet. A must see!

Forgive me Emily for not including a picture of you with the other two, I will put a link to your page as soon as you get one to make up for it.

A typical day in my life here at college. Don't forget to scroll down...(I am not Jesus Christ, maybe you are... HI!).

Some of my favorite UNIX fortunes. Very funny, trust me. At least read the one about the Falkland penguins, which I guess is just an urban legend.

I decided to move my Jim Woodring page here because there wasn't much content in it and it really was just a glorified link to Jim's official page.